Danny Dyer is to present a documentary as part of a series on BBC Three that will focus on the unknown.
The documentary called Danny Dyer’s Hardest Aliens in The Galaxy has been described by himself as ” A well gritty and hard-hitting documentary that sees me proper venturing into the dark depths of the Universe and hunting down some of the most feared geezers in space today.”
The series which started on Tuesday with a documentary presented by Joe Swash entitled Ghosts are bleedin’ mental ‘n’ stuff int they though, will show cheeky cockney celebrities investigating a number of unexplained and mysterious events.
“It’s fackin mint” enthused Dyer. “I get to meet this Greek fella in a wheelchair called Davros. He’s the top boy of an intergalactic firm called The Daleks. I also meet this geezer with a face like an angry cunt, calls himself Predator. I don’t just interview him, I spend the night round his gaff, chatting about stuff he’s done. To be honest I couldn’t understand a fackin’ word of it, cunt sounds like a fackin’ dolphin. Nice fella though.” He chirped.
Other shows to follow include Eric Bristow’s Fuck a Duck it’s The Abominable Snowman and Chas ‘n’ Dave’s Give it a rest, Mary Celeste.
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