Pop stars were queuing up to help record a new charity song in aid of Simon Cowell, who has been forced to pull out of auditions for Britain’s Got Talent as a results of having the sniffles.
Louis Walsh, who has bravely stepped in to fill the vacant spot left by Cowell, has questioned God’s existence. “First Gately, then the Henry handball, then Haiti, now this!” He said tearfully. “If there’s a God, why does he let these things happen?” He continued before being comforted by a waiting Jedward.
Cowell who complained to friends that he had a bit of a sore throat earlier this week, is reported to be in the advanced stages of the illness and his personal doctor has revealed that he is currently lying on the sofa watching Cash in The Attic.
Pop stars who have been quick to sign up to the charity record include Leona Lewis, Alexandra Burke, Joe McElderry, Susan Boyle and Kraftwerk.
The song is believed to be a cover of Kermit the Frog’s It’s Not Easy Being Green, and all money raised will go to a charity set up to help people who have been directly affected by the debilitating condition.
It is not known if or when Cowell will return to the judging panel. “It all depends on whether Simon pulls through. Everyone has got their fingers crossed and is praying that he recovers.” Said The Pope.
February 4th, 2010 at 12:56
Best wishes, Simon
February 4th, 2010 at 16:08
Just a thought, but I doubt he reads this.
February 4th, 2010 at 16:28
In that case, I hope the cunt dies
February 4th, 2010 at 16:29
why dont you invite your trousers down to your hips, having them up by your moobs aint fasion no matter what thata sanita says
February 4th, 2010 at 16:47
Yeah, like I just said, I don’t think Cowell reads this…..although I understand Sinnita is a big fan so maybe she’ll pass on your comments
February 5th, 2010 at 13:01
Thanks for your wishes guys.
Sinita mentioned this thread to me, so I thought I would pop on and thank you personally.
I am still a bit sniffly, but starting to feel better now thanks to all my money.
In response to “to cowell”, your spelling and grammar is atrocious, definitely the worst spelling I have ever seen, you’re never going to make it in this industry, or any industry.
It’s a no from me, but why don’t you team up with “sara” and form a group and come back?
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