In an unprecedented move to maintain freedom of speech and democracy, Gordon Brown today announced that crazy ass Muslim extremists ‘Islam4UK’ will be allowed to, quite literally, shit on the corpses of British soldiers by marching through a high-street.
‘It’s not about letting them make a symbolic gesture in order to highlight the forgotten Muslim casualties’ he guffed. ‘It’s clearly about pandering to extremists, letting the enemy empty their bowels on our dead, and kick starting a civil-war. They have every right to do this’.
Atheist thugs and defenders of Christianity, The English Defence League, have vowed to put a stop to the march by tanking themselves up in Wetherspoons and taking to the streets with their feet and fists.
An EDL spokesperson issued this statement on their website earlier: ‘WE ARE NOT AFRAID of these Muslims and will do everything we can to appear we are afraid and defend our country from the imaginary enemy we are not under attack from’.
An explicitly non violent Facebook group, uniting UK football firms to beat the living crap out of Islam4UK, has also garnered support for the counter protest and now has 150,000 members. The idea seems to have caught on with Muslims though, and the Baghdad FC Bastards are rumoured to be bussing several hundred thugs across Europe in response.
Tory leader David Cameron has so far remained neutral, but did suggest a few ideas in order to quell the anticipated violence. ‘In order to speed up proceedings, why not turn the event into a kind of religious sports day? Everyone adapts their empty coffin into a method of transport and different religions race down the high-street. If the Muslims win, then they can have Sharia Law.’
Rumours that The Pope has been souping up the Popemobile in anticipation of the race have been strongly denied by The Vatican.
January 10th, 2010 at 15:04
Brilliant
January 10th, 2010 at 15:15
Fukin muzzie cunts, all dem pakies shud be depilated bak too wer dey cum frum.
UCAS 4 life we int rascialistic.
January 10th, 2010 at 18:03
Dennis Raines – It’s ignorant, uneducated people like you that our country should be rejecting. You don’t even know how what you’re talking about – it’s DEPORTED, not DEPILATED for crying out loud! Oh, and until you’ve done some REAL research about Islam, don’t talk about it or label all foreigners as Muslims – for a start a Paki comes from Pakistan, not the middle east or Afghanistan.
The issue above is not about Pakistanis, it’s a march to express the feelings of the other side of a war, and to remind us that there are casulties on both sides. It is one of the few joys of this cold and materialistic society that we have a good element of vocal freedom; that means that EVERYONE is allowed to express themselves in demonstration. They have the right to speak, we have the right to walk away and not listen. Personally I both agree and disagree with what they are saying, but I respect their right to say it, and I respect the fact that we, as a supposedly ‘civilised’ society, do not remember or acknowledge the countless amount of enemy civilian causalties we inflict during our selfish warring.
In my opinion, this is the (only) best move Brown has made so far…at least when the country finally comes to it’s senses and votes him out, I can say that he did do ONE good thing throughout his rule, and maintained freedom of speech. If you don’t like it, perhaps YOU should consider leaving? I’m sure there are some white-extremist, gun toting, hood wearing states in America somewhere that would love you to be part of their community. You’d fit right in.
January 10th, 2010 at 18:28
No I really thinks depilated! What a mujon. Let them walk and do their thing.
January 10th, 2010 at 19:39
kairra, ur a twat! they shouldnt b allowed to do this march! end of!
January 10th, 2010 at 20:01
I is think that they should bring us boys bak from the middle eastside as they is well ungreatful. If these peeple preaching muslism dont like whats goin on they shud fuk off back to talibania
January 10th, 2010 at 20:23
Anjem Choudary is quite happy to take advantage of all the benefits that our wonderful non-Islamic country has to offer. To take advantage of our education system to qualify himself as a lawyer and to school his children. Of our healthcare system to bring those very children into this world and to cure them when they are sick. Of our benefits system to house, clothe and feed him and his family.
Any yet, like the twisted, ungrateful fucking snake he is, he bites the hand that feeds him. He twists the words of the Koran to suit his own sick agenda and preaches this to the gullible fools who are members of his extremist organisation. If you want Sharia law “Andy” (wasn’t that what you called yourself when you drank alcohol and had casual sex at university you pure and perfect child of Allah?), emigrate to one of you so called “muslim lands”.
January 10th, 2010 at 20:32
He’s not really biting the hand that feeds him though is he? He’s biting the hand that’s massacred and not given a shit about his people.
January 10th, 2010 at 22:03
Wayne – i totally agree….Kairra your an total idiot. Do u even live in England?? if you do i suggest u open your eyes and stop eating the bullshit you seem to be gettin fed. How are we as a country supposed to allow ‘them’ to do their march and disrespect OUR homeland barin in mind that if they had their way there would be no royal family & buckingham palace would be a huge mosque!! (and that is fact as stated on their website) its just another way for them to rally more supporters to take the country over with their slum-dog ways. This is England, our country and i’ll be buggered if i’m gonna sit back and let them take over.
January 10th, 2010 at 22:03
those guys in that picture are proud amzing people im loving the skinheads
January 10th, 2010 at 22:14
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Islamist-Group-Islam4UK-Cancels-Plans-To-Hold-March-Through-Town-Of-Wootton-Bassett/Article/201001215518530?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_0&lid=ARTICLE_15518530_Islamist_Group_Islam4UK_Cancels_Plans_To_Hold_March_Through_Town_Of_Wootton_Bassett
January 10th, 2010 at 22:41
Yeah, thats me on da left
January 10th, 2010 at 22:42
oh no wait i is ment da rite
January 10th, 2010 at 23:09
Why the hell cant you english twats just get off your asses for a minute and expel these muslims from your homeland?? use of violent force is necessary!
January 11th, 2010 at 00:08
Yeah Lethal, you have any proof of that? I think not. That is his propaganda to try and poison the minds of fuckwits like you.
We house and feed and clothe this cretin and his family. What do you think would happen if a non-muslim extremist group protested or marched in Pakistan? They’d be killed. Because that’s what muslim extremists do.
When there was a French alcohol advert that used a Hindu god, the Hindus protested peacefully. No buildings got burned, no rioting took place. hundreds of people didn’t die! Unlike after the cartoon saga. Why do muslims have to be so violent and extreme? Why are they so hypocritical? Why do they want everything their way? Why do they want to take the good things from a country where they settle and then change the values that are core to that country that they don’t like? Do you think they will be able to drive their little souped up GTIs and play their rap music in Afghanistan? Do you think they would have the freedom of speech they have here in the UK? The benefits. schooling and medical facilities?
If you want to be a BRITISH muslim, then you have to accept the BRITISH way of life. And that means accepting the multi-culturalism, to not accept other faiths is bigotry and that is a criminal offence in this country.
You have alternatives: Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Indonesia….. It’s just that you and your family’s life wouldn’t be so great if you decided to choose to settle in one of those, would it now? That’s why you’re here. Now shut up and accept that this country isn’t Islamic and never will be.
January 11th, 2010 at 01:03
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/10/david-mitchell-free-speech
Read that you spastic – you’re a mentalist!
January 11th, 2010 at 12:13
**** * @ll
January 11th, 2010 at 12:45
sweet, least swindon is a ’stone’s throw away’ so i will be throwing some heavy stones
January 11th, 2010 at 13:26
Spastic? Mentalist? I like it!
January 11th, 2010 at 13:46
Smell my cheese you NOBBA.
January 11th, 2010 at 13:55
What in the name of Greek BUGGERY is wrong with some of you. This was taken from an IMDB discussion thread about the article: “The misuse of literally tells us how intelligent the reporter seems.”
Is he pulling my fucking plank?
January 16th, 2010 at 12:00
The only good soldier is a dead one.
January 16th, 2010 at 12:16
Surely undead ones would be better? Zombie soldiers waging war on the living.
Zombie Apocolypse. The Ultimate War of Terror!
What a film that would be!
January 16th, 2010 at 23:47
We sent them to war
Now they’re back for our brains.
This film has to be made!
January 17th, 2010 at 18:02
all these dirty muslims shud fuk of bak to there owt countries the turban wearing cunts
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January 18th, 2010 at 23:23
Hi Gaston, welcome to the site.
I’d just like to say that your feeble attempts at spam sicken me and that I hope you die alone in the gutter.
Is your surname French for retard?