We’re giving you the opportunity to take part in writing the greatest story ever told. No, we’re not talking about the Bible, we’re talking about Gangaroo V Rapertron.
We’ve started it, now it’s up to you to finish it. Add what you think should happen next in the handy comments section at the bottom.
In the year 2037, a robot developed to sex men up called 5exp0t has developed the ability to act of its own free will. Tired of being a plaything for sexually frustrated men, it decides to turn the tables and become Rapertron.
Meanwhile in the Australian outback, the government are carrying out nuclear testing. This testing has caused some nearby kangaroos to mutate into 8ft Mangaroos with a desire to bum people. On their own they’re formidable, together they are the unstoppable Gangaroo!
In the skies above an Alien craft hovers, looking for new creatures to experiment on and new technology to explore. It abducts Rapertron and Gangaroo. Once on board, Rapertron and Gangaroo bum the aliens to within an inch of their lives and set the controls for the year 2009.
November 27th, 2009 at 15:40
Cut to present day.
The producers of “Celebrity Island of Love” are setting up their next series on the tropical beaches of Australia.
Glamour model “Tidy” Heidi, retired pro wrestler Jake “Bonesaw” Sawbone, pop diva Milfy Cyprus and TV Presenter and paraplegic scientist Stefan Dawking are amongst the ensemble cast of actors, models, tv personalities and sports stars heading to the island for some reality entertainment.
November 27th, 2009 at 15:46
When the celebrities reach the island, they find that the camera crew and sound man that were supposed to be there are nowhere to be seen. While looking around the Island they stumble across what appears to be a crashed UFO. As they approach the alien craft, they hear an explosion in the distance. The boat they arrived on has gone up in flames. They are now marooned on the island and faced with the question who or what has blown up their only means of escape.
This question is soon answered when on the way back to the beach Stephen Dawking is set upon by Gangaroo. Dawking is dragged clear by Bonesaw and they manage to escape. Gangaroo, oblivious that Dawking has escaped, spends the next 15 minutes bumming his wheelchair.
The wheelchair is sticky and badly damaged, but Dawking uses his brilliant mind to rebuild it into a fully armoured Warbus. What they don’t realise is that it’s not just Gangaroo that they are up against.
November 27th, 2009 at 16:20
“I’m dirty, all this walking has made me sweaty,” Purred Heidi. With this she took of her clothes, stepped under a waterfall and gave herself a right good rub out.
November 27th, 2009 at 16:27
could we not add in celeb Katie fritzl.formally jordon?
think there needs to be a talking kangaroo in there.
camera moves to shot of fritzle shouting down her mobile phone at another one of her soon to be ex husbands, when she notices talking jack kangaroo,they befriend and he turns out to be raperoo but alerts other raperoos to also join in the act. ( maybe have rapertron raping ant and dec if were to be in the outbag jungle)
November 27th, 2009 at 16:34
Out of the blue and completely unrelated to the story a large eagle swooped down and picked Steve up by his nose. He flew towards an area that consisted of large pointy sticks and dropped Steve, who was impaled on the spikes forever and ever and ever……
November 27th, 2009 at 16:44
Seeing Heidi rubbing herself down causes Prof Dawking to start touching himself in a awkward kind of way. He dresses he with his eyes:
“Liderhosen, yeah baby work it” he grunts to himself.
The other celebs look at eachother uncomfortably
November 27th, 2009 at 16:44
*edit* he dresses her, dresses her
November 27th, 2009 at 17:51
Bonesaw strode towards the group after a short period of reflection, “listen up, knuckleheads! I’ve been thinking, if we’re to make it off this island with our anus in one piece then we need to start thinking up a plan.”
“Got any suggestions?” enquired pop spastic, Milfy Cyprus.
“I’m dirty, all this thinking is making me sweaty.” purred Heidi. With this she took of her clothes, stepped under a waterfall and gave herself a right good rub out.
“Let’s discuss it later,” dribbled Bonesaw
November 28th, 2009 at 10:15
Rapertron looked down on the assorted celebrities gathered below. He thought about how he had been treated by humans before he took matters into his own hands. First he felt sadness, but this was quickly replaced with rage. He headed down the mountain to carry out some vengeance.
Meanwhile in the crashed UFO, the aliens were awakening from their post bumming slumber.