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The War in Iraq

Posted on 24 September 2009 by spacey

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With the death toll in Iraq estimated in the region of 1.2 million, Iraqi government reports that there are around 5 million orphans in Iraq and over 4500 coalition troops dead.

A BBC World Service Poll revealed that 73% of the global population disapproves of the US handling of the Iraq War.

According to polls conducted by The Arab American Institute, 83% of Egyptians had a negative view of the US role in Iraq; 68% of Saudi Arabians had a negative view; 96% of the Jordanian population had a negative view; 70% of the UAE and 76% of the Lebanese population also described their view as negative.

a BBC poll carried out in the UK found that nearly 60% believed the US and UK were not right to invade Iraq.

We’re giving you the chance to answer the question everyone is asking.

Would you rather fight a man from Baghdad or a man made entirely of bags and his dad?

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22 Comments For This Post

  1. Evil doer Says:

    Before I vote can you confirm if the man made from bags is made from cheap carrier bags that you get from the corner shop or sturdy bags for life you get from supermarkets?

  2. spacey Says:

    Somewhere inbetween. The sort of bag that will get your booze home safely and can also be used for clearing up your dog’s shit when he inconveniently does a dump in front of a bunch of people queueing for a bus.

  3. Evil doer Says:

    Bag man it is then

  4. Caribbean Dean Says:

    Is the man made out of bag’s dad also made of bags or his he just the father of a man made out of bags?

  5. David Pixton Says:

    Caribbean Dean, this is an interesting conundrum and there are good arguements for both cases. The old phrase goes “like father like son” thus implying that the father would be made of bags also. However Pinocchio was made from wood by Geppetto who he refered to as his father. So the answer here lies in which is more likely, a bag man procreating with some kind of bag lady and producing a bag boy or a flesh and blood man producing some sort of test tube bag baby.
    I think the odds are probably in favour of a bag baby being produced naturally (I did intense scientific research in this area at uni)and therfore I would conclude that the father of the man made from bags is actually made from bags himself

  6. Caribbean Dean Says:

    Sweet! I reckon I could take down the bag men

  7. Gary Christ Says:

    About time that someone started asking big questions about serious issues. Well done Jed!

  8. Lethal Haystack Says:

    Some fool has just informed me that she accidentally clicked ‘Man from Baghdad’, before thinking about it properly and changing her mind. Is there anything we can do about this? I would not like it to come down to one vote after this horror show.

  9. spacey Says:

    I’ve changed it so she can vote again, but all this will do is cancel out her original vote. So she might aswell not have bothered in the first place. Quite frankly she’s just wasting everyone’s time!

  10. Lethal Haystack Says:

    She’s pissing on the bonfire alright. She’s putting mud in the SCUD. She’s practically raping Saddam’s corpse. I will not tolerate any more of this, don’t worry.

  11. Lethal Haystack Says:

    http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=11585&post=103117&uid=77446772853#/topic.php?uid=77446772853&topic=11585

    What have you started….

  12. spacey Says:

    I can’t access that at work. What does it say?

  13. Lethal Haystack Says:

    People are getting their knickers in a twist over your ’stats’ on a 800,000 member Facebook soldiers group. So WHERE did you get them from? Are they real?

  14. spacey Says:

    Deary me! If it makes it easier for them.

    100% of people think the war is great. Hurrah!

  15. David Pixton Says:

    What the hell has the popularity of the war got to do with the age old question that has tormented man since he made spears out of sticks and stones?

  16. Lethal Haystack Says:

    I did wonder this myself. They are completely missing the major issue here.

  17. Maiz Says:

    War on Iraq?

    A war on Tie Rack would’ve been just as effective and a fuck sight cheaper.
    They do heavy duty bags at Tie Rack too, so you could create a super bag man that would piss all over the bag man and his cunt of a dad.

  18. bullet proof vest Says:

    I really hope that President Obama focuses more on convincing Congress to provide necessary resources to aquire the bullet proof vests our soldiers must have to complete their mission

  19. spacey Says:

    Good point. I wonder where he could get them from?

  20. body armor Says:

    I am rooting for our troops in Afghanistan are given the opportunity do their jobs and complete their mission. Congress needs to approve the funding needed to buy the body armor and other supplies necessary to bring peace to the region.

  21. spacey Says:

    Absolutely! The best way to achieve peace is to ensure that our boys have the necessary equipment to blow shit up. Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!

  22. political humorist Says:

    Excellent work! Those guys at your competition (you know who) don’t even have a clue! Keep up the good work! Regards!

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