Panic stuck around Britain today as news spread of a brand new threat from a potentially fatal virus.

Little is known about the VA-GUE Virus, but top scientists have said that people are displaying symptoms all over Britain.

“Symptoms include feeling tired, not being able to sleep, feeling out of breath after exercise, runny nose, headaches, being in a bad mood, not feeling like going to work, being in a good mood, hunger after long periods of not eating, and thirst. Although the main symptom is worrying that you might have the VA-GUE Virus. If that happens you’ve almost definitely got it” a top boffin told Dawn of the Jed.

The origins of the virus remain unknown, although it seems likely that it was bought to Britain by foreign types. If you have had contact with a foreign person or know somebody who has then it’s recommended that you put yourself in quarantine immediately.

With government officials yet to release a statement about the possible effects of the VA-GUE Plague, there is still a lot of uncertainty amongst the public. One thing is certain, if the virus turns out to be deadly and has a 100% infection rate, massive fatalities are unavoidable.