Griffin photographed at a campaign to banish black pudding from the full English breakfast
BNP leader, Nick Griffin, has launched his own cookbook which is crammed full of tasty racist recipes. The cookbook entitled ‘Mein Küche’ features recipes such as Hot and Spicy Right Wings and Chicken Swastika Masala
Griffin’s culinary skills are much in demand. This was demonstrated at a recent press conference, on College Green in front of parliament, when a number of people threw ingredients at him in the hope that he would knock up one of his popular dishes
Kevin Scott, the BNP’s North East regional organiser, said “Nick’s an absolute Grand Wizard in the kitchen! His meringues are extraordinary! He tells me that the secret is ensuring that the yolks are segregated from the whites. Any yellow left in will contaminate the whites and stop its glorious uprising.” He also went on to praise some more of Griffins culinary treats ” Words can’t descibe how tasty his Potato Waffens are” He enthused.
Celebrity chefs were quick to condemn the cookbook, with Jamie Oliver blasting “Bloody bish bash bosh! Griffin’s political views are very unpukka. The BNP are like a Billy Ray Cyrus, infecting people with their Pork Pies. It doesn’t matter where people come from! Whether they’re Bacon Sarnie, Jam Roll, Tiddly Winks or a Captain Kirk, we should join together to oppose such a Lester Piggot. Dib dab dob wallop!”
Mein Küche is available now on Totalitarian, autocratic, single party, national socialist dictatorship books. The first 1000 copies come with a free How to prepare and cook a goose step by step guide.
June 11th, 2009 at 15:35
Does he cook it all up on a Klaus Barbecue?
June 12th, 2009 at 09:05
How about a nice Viktor Brack of Lamb?
June 12th, 2009 at 09:52
Is this going to deteriorate into Nazi hierarchy/food puns?
June 12th, 2009 at 13:22
How about a nice pot of Heinrich Müller Fruit Corner?
June 14th, 2009 at 02:06
Increase the gas and stir until you get a silky final solution?
June 14th, 2009 at 13:15
would it be possible to have a translation for Chef Oliver’s comments please?
June 14th, 2009 at 22:28
Not until you make a bad Nazi food pun.
June 15th, 2009 at 08:24
Erm…Nuremburgers?
June 15th, 2009 at 11:07
(From Lethal Haystack’s flat):
Flammableben says ‘Egg Fried Reich’
June 17th, 2009 at 07:57
Jamie Oliver’s comments translate as follows..
First let me introduce myself in a cheeky mockney chappy way. Mr Griffin’s views are abhorrent! The BNP are like a virus infecting people with their lies.It doesn’t matter where people come from! Whether they’re Pakistani, Poll, Chink or a Turk, we should join together to oppose such a bigot. Once again let me emphasise what a cheeky mockney chappie I am wallop!”
June 19th, 2009 at 08:16
Otto Bradfisch and chips?
January 14th, 2010 at 13:37
turn it up to gas oven 6,000,000?
January 27th, 2010 at 01:08
You know that guy never gets laid.
January 30th, 2010 at 02:48
lol seriously though no nigs in Britain plz
February 16th, 2010 at 13:44
A buddy urged me to read this post, great post, interesting read… keep up the good work!