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UFO Files

The latest Ministry of Defence UFO files released to the National Archives

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The Path to Righteousness with Stephen Baldwin

Hallelujah! Welcome disciples, it is I Stephen Baldwin, here to help you believe in the Lord and to lay before you a path leading to Heaven.

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The World Cup: Countdown to Disappointment

Your super scorching free print off and keep guide to all the scapegoats of England's past failures.

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Dawn of The Jed Presents….

We're giving you the opportunity to take part in writing the greatest story ever told. No, we're not talking about the Bible, we're talking about Gangaroo V Rapertron.

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Insects and Spiders with Joe Bugner

Joe gives us the rundown on some of the insects and spiders that pose a threat to the contestants on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

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Space probe finds dust!

Posted on 08 March 2010

The World was gripped with excitement today after the US space agency's Stardust spacecraft found some dust. Continue Reading

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New study reveals we’re all going to hell in a handcart

Posted on 05 March 2010

A new study carried out by a group of bitter, red faced angry men has revealed that the entire nation is going to hell in a handcart. Continue Reading

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Peter Jones bankrupted by auto-fellatio machine

Posted on 02 March 2010

Dragons' Den entrepreneur Peter Jones was declared bankrupt today after admitting that his latest investment had sold twelve units since its release in January. Continue Reading

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Libya’s Gaddafi urges ‘holy war’ against Masterchef

Posted on 01 March 2010

Libya's Muammar Gaddafi has called for a jihad, or holy war, against Masterchef, after describing its hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace as 'the most enormous wankers.' Continue Reading

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‘Forces of hell’ wasn’t my doing claims Brown

Posted on 24 February 2010

Gordon Brown has strongly denied unleashing the 'forces of hell' on Alistair Darling, after the Chancellor revealed that a 3 headed dog kept him indoors for an entire weekend. Continue Reading

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54% of Daily Mail readers are scared to leave the house

Posted on 15 February 2010

Following Conservative claims that over half of the nations teenagers are pregnant, a new DoTJ survey has revealed that half of the readers of right-wing newspaper, The Daily Mail, are terrified of going outdoors. Continue Reading

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