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Posted on 08 March 2010
The World was gripped with excitement today after the US space agency's Stardust spacecraft found some dust. Continue Reading
Posted on 05 March 2010
A new study carried out by a group of bitter, red faced angry men has revealed that the entire nation is going to hell in a handcart. Continue Reading
Posted on 02 March 2010
Dragons' Den entrepreneur Peter Jones was declared bankrupt today after admitting that his latest investment had sold twelve units since its release in January. Continue Reading
Posted on 01 March 2010
Libya's Muammar Gaddafi has called for a jihad, or holy war, against Masterchef, after describing its hosts John Torode and Gregg Wallace as 'the most enormous wankers.' Continue Reading
Posted on 24 February 2010
Gordon Brown has strongly denied unleashing the 'forces of hell' on Alistair Darling, after the Chancellor revealed that a 3 headed dog kept him indoors for an entire weekend. Continue Reading
Posted on 15 February 2010
Following Conservative claims that over half of the nations teenagers are pregnant, a new DoTJ survey has revealed that half of the readers of right-wing newspaper, The Daily Mail, are terrified of going outdoors. Continue Reading